Privacy Statement

Who we are

This site has been created by Daragh O Brien.

Our website address is: http://yourcatismyfuckingcatnow.com.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

We don’t collect any personal data about you, other than the logs that are created at the server level when you visit any website. What we do do is showcase some charities that you can go to directly to donate to them.

We don’t have any control how charities use your data.

We do have a cookies notice, but the site does not use any analytics or other functionality so any cookies that are written are either necessary, or are unnecessary ones that are baked into WordPress or the few plugins we are using.

Comments

We aren’t allowing comments on posts. So we don’t capture anything there.

Media

There are no media uploads or embedded media on this site. So we don’t capture anything about you that way either.

Contact forms

Nope. No contact forms either. So no data captured that way either.

Cookies

You can’t login. You can’t leave comments. We don’t have any analytics. So any cookies that are written are necessary for the functioning of the site.

Embedded content from other websites

We don’t embed content on this site. If that changes, we’ll update this bit of the policy

Analytics

We have no analytics installed. This isn’t about hits or links or the ephemeral metrics of the web. This is about making a joke and trying to get eyeballs looking at the donation pages of some charities.

Who we share your data with

No data, no sharing. Simple

How long we retain your data

We don’t have data about you, so we retain it for never.

What rights you have over your data

You have a right of access, but we don’t have data about you to access

You have a right to rectification, but there’s nothing captured to correct.

You have a right of erasure, but we beat you to that by not capturing any data.

You can complain to the Data Protection Commissioner. But as we don’t hold any data, that might not go very far.

Where we send your data

No data, no sending. Log data of browsers etc interacting with the site at a technical level are processed by our hosting provider.

Your contact information

You can contact me via twitter: http://twitter.com/daraghobrien

No DMs.

Additional information

How we protect your data

It is protected by not being captured.

What data breach procedures we have in place

We preempt the issue by not capturing any data.

What third parties we receive data from

We don’t get data from any third parties.

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

There is no automated decision making. I might toss a coin on the 5th May to see if I’ll leave this site up or point it somewhere else.